It Vends Incorporated is a self-perpetuating holistic company for the benefit of its current and future participants. It was formally established in 2019 by Eugene Kashpureff and Hannah Green as a Profit Corporation in Vashon, Washington, United States of America, planet Earth. We offer a variety of products from our home gardens:
- Poultry: live or frozen ducks and chickens, eggs, feathers
- Plantings: lettuce, tomatoes, strawberries, squash, herbs.
The first incarnation of “It Vends” was a feature of a chat bot for a trading guild in an online MMORPG. Items could retrieved from a predefined list by the simple command: !vend. In 2011, popularity growth lead to the purchase of the itvends.com domain to provide a Web Interface, and a gradual expansion of the items list. Over several years, the idea has become a lifestyle brand.
“It Vends!” is the concept that an entity is able to sustain itself through consumption of materiel and the creation of byproducts; fabricate components for iterative replication; and effect external change through autonomous willful action. This property can extend to a variety of categorizations:
- Biology: cellular mitosis, sexual reproduction
- Society: nuclear family, company, government, religion, humanity
- Literature: book, libraries
As a Washington C Corporation (It Vends Incorporated), our board of Governors forms decisions, we produce documentation of fundamental processes and invite others to follow our pattern, engage in commercial trade to produce profit, and seek to improve our environment: It Vends!
We have a poultry flock comprised of ducks and chickens. Construction is underway of a new coop and habitat to support a growing number of yellow fluffs.
Our yard gardens are home to a variety of greenery grown from seeds, starts, stalks, and transplants. Laid out into raised-beds, with the occasional weed-tending duck on patrol, they are a source of nourishment and tranquility.
We are working to bring a Dump Truck into useful service. This will be a great asset to future operations in the field, on the road, and at fancy parties.
Our immediate desire is to establish a solid foundation of economic and legal structure . In the near term, garden systems and other assets bear significant upkeep costs. Development of profitable output products and services are ongoing.
Distant aspirations will be announced as plans materialize.